美利坚合众国正在与一个新的、更为理性的政权进行严肃讨论，以结束我们在伊朗的军事行动。我们已经取得了巨大进展，但如果由于任何原因无法在短期内达成协议 - 尽管很可能会达成 - 并且如果霍尔木兹海峡不能立即“恢复商业通行”，我们将通过轰炸并彻底毁灭他们所有的发电厂、油井和哈格岛（以及可能所有海水淡化厂！）来结束我们在伊朗这段“可爱的逗留”。这些设施是我们刻意尚未“触碰”的。
这将是对伊朗在旧政权 47 年“恐怖统治”期间屠杀和杀害我们众多士兵及其他人员的报复。感谢你的关注。
总统 唐纳德·J·特朗普
The United States of America is in serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME to end our Military Operations in Iran. Great progress has been made but, if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached, which it probably will be, and if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately “Open for Business,” we will conclude our lovely “stay” in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and Kharg Island (and possibly all desalinization plants!), which we have purposefully not yet “touched.” This will be in retribution for our many soldiers, and others, that Iran has butchered and killed over the old Regime’s 47 year “Reign of Terror.” Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
